Fire Emblem: Hello everyone. Are you doing well? Are you happy? This is Fire Emblem, a.k.a Fire Nee-san~ In this cd, I, Fire Emblem, will blast our spectacular guest with a fiery topic in a spe~cial corner! Let’s get started! This is a TIGER & BUNNY’s special collaboration with Domino’s Pizza where Fire Nee-san will reveal the men’s truest desires~!!
Fire Emblem: In this special corner, I will ask all the questions the ladies want to ask the heroes and have them answer honestly. Nhnnn~ And today~ Fiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Oh, I’m sorry for getting all excited on my own. But can you blame me when we have such extravagant guests on the show!? After all, they are Apollon Media’s newest pair that revealed to us their undeniable chemistry the moment they debuted…
Barnaby: Hi. This is Barnaby Brooks Jr.. And please, undeniable chemistry is an overstatement. We were just lucky.
Ryan: Oi, hold up a sec. Don’t you think you’re being too humble? For me, this title is something I earned. Sup everyone. Be glad that the great me came all the way here.
Fire Emblem: Smart and gorgeous and dreamy from the very start~. I’d like to reveal what today’s talk theme of the day is to those two.
Fire Emblem: (echo) This is how I do it: What are the necessary qualifications for a popular man!?
Fire Emblem: What do you think are the necessary qualifications for a popular man? Don’t even hold back from being free~ and wi~ld and ho~nest with your answer, alright?
Ryan: Qualifications? Just aim to be like me. And then the results and the ladies will just fall into your lap.
Fire Emblem: You sure are full of confidence, Ryan. I hate to admit it but men who are confident in themselves are pretty popular. What about Handsome?
Barnaby: I don’t understand “popular”, to be honest.
Fire Emblem: But apparently~ you had your own very little fanclub while you were attending school!
Barnaby: Well, I do agree that there were many people who wore the same glasses as I.
Ryan: Wooow, so you really were popular.
Barnaby: (clears throat) My greatest priority is to fulfill my responsibilities as a hero rather than be worried about popularity. But I think people who do what needs to be done are cool.
Fire Emblem: Oh Handsome~ Just who could you be talking about right there~?
Barnaby: I’m saying that in general.
Ryan: Why’re you so serious! ‘As a hero, my greatest priority is to fulfill my responsibilities’! Don’t you get tired of saying that? I think you could spare some time relaxing and moving at your own pace, once and a while.
Barnaby: Your values are quite different from mine and I’ll have you know that I am moving at the pace I prefer.
Ryan: Yes yes. Well anyway, I think those like me who move at their own pace and still finish the job all cool are the popular ones.
Barnaby: Regardless, I’m not concerned about how to become popular.
Ryan: Someone who keeps to his own style no matter what! Woo! I expected nothing less.
Fire Emblem: Oh my oh my~ The cool Handsome and the self-confidence Ryan, both of you are so charming~. Makes me want to stick you in my mouth and eat you!!
Barnaby: I will request you to refrain from doing that.
Fire Emblem: You’re no fun! (stomach grumbles) Oh, it seems that I’ve actually become hungry after talking with you two. Why don’t we order some pizza and continue this segment while waiting for it to arrive?
Ryan: Pizza!? Sounds good!
Fire Emblem: Alri~ght! Then let’s open domino pizza’s website and order~☆
Ryan: Even Sternbild has online ordering? Domino Pizza’s got some sense!
Fire Emblem: Fufu, that’s totally right~ (click click click) And here you go gentlemen. The menu. What will you choose?
Barnaby: I prefer simple things, but I’m intrigued by the limited edition foods.
Ryan: Oh! Look at the Quattro Cheese ’n’ Roll! The crust is stuffed to the brim with cheese, how over the top! That makes it perfect for me!!
Fire Emblem: Domino’s Pizza’s side menu is also delicious!
Barnaby: I’m thinking about the franchise special chicken nuggets and salad.
Ryan: Ou! I’m all cool with that!
Fire Emblem: Then it’s finalized! The limited edition Quattro Cheese ‘n’ Roll, chicken nuggets, and salad; I'm putting in the order! (click) Click click click click cla-click!
Ryan: Ordering online is super handy~.
Fire Emblem: Everyone, order you pizza online, alright? The URL is:
(slashing sfx)
Fire Emblem: (aggressive) h-tee-tee-pee-colon-slash-slash-double u-double u-double-u-dot-dominos-dot-jay-pee-slash (http://www.dominos.jp/)
Fire Emblem: (sweet) You can find it by searching ‘domino’s pizza’ too ♡. Moving on, as I can see that the two of you are conscious about your fashion choices, do you have any advice for our lovely listeners?
Ryan: Advice, huh? As long as you’re wearing something you like, isn’t that good enough?
Barnaby: I agree. I think people look the best in clothes that they like to wear.
Fire Emblem: Oh my. For once you both have the same opinion about something! Maybe you two are a surprisingly good pair~.
(knock)
Guy: This is Domino’s Pizza with your order!
Fire Emblem: It arrived so quickly!
Barnaby and Ryan: !?
(opens the box)
Fire Emblem: Oh my~ what a wo~nderful smell. Let’s dig in!
Ryan: Man I’m starving.
Fire Emblem: Oh this is hot.
Barnaby: It looks incredible!
Ryan: Taking the first bite!
(eating sfx)
Fire Emblem: Mmmmmm oh my! It’s delicious!
Ryan: Wooow look at this volume!
Fire Emblem: The cheese stuffed crust is perfect. It's per~fect.
Ryan: Mmm!
Barnaby: I will by taking some of this as well.
Fire Emblem: I’m gonna steal your crust~ and eat it~.
Barnaby: This is delicious!
Ryan: (mouth full of food) I cou’ go fo’ fi’e mo’e s’ices.
Fire Emblem: Oh it’s soooo good~.
Ryan: I’m takin’ so’e of yo’ sa’ad.
Barnaby: The pizza not only looks delicious, but tastes just as, if not, even more delicious! It’s beyond my expectations.
Fire Emblem: Mhnn. When I hear you praise the sponsor’s food, I can’t help but feel like I’m being praised too~
Ryan: I’m gonna yank some of that too. Mmm! Pi’zha is good bu’ this chicke’ nuhhet an’ sa’ad a’e off the chart’!! I’m getting this next time!!
Fire Emblem: (echo) Oh my~ You even enjoy the side dishes to the main course—
Ryan: Tch hey—
Fire Emblem: It’s making my heart race!
Barnaby: This!! The cheese! The crust is stuffed to the brim with cheese! This gets full points on the satisfaction scale.
Fire Emblem: That’s right! It’s nice and voluminous, no matter where you eat from!! Just like me!!
Ryan: Hey hey! Don’t hog that to yourself. Let me eat some!
Fire Emblem: This can’t be! It almost looks like the two attractive gentlemen are fighting over me!! I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!?
(pop)
Barnaby: I’m not that immature to try and keep it all to myself. Take as much as you’d like.
Ryan: Oooh~ You said it~ Well then if you’ll excuse me!
Barnaby: Ah.
Ryan: (eats)
Barnaby: Well, ah. That’s fine.
Ryan: Mmm. Mhmm!
Fire Emblem: Hey.
Barnaby: How does it taste? It’s a dish you’d like to recommend to people, right?
Fire Emblem: Hey you two!!
Ryan: (mouth stuffed) Aaa’h. Thi’ is goo’ too so i’ gonna ea’ it’.
Barnaby: I’m awa’e that it’s goo’ too.
Ryan: Mm!
Barnaby: I just realized but this pizza—
Fire Emblem: (low pitch) You two! Stop ignoring me and give me some attention!! Pamper me!! And leave some for me to eat too!!
Fire Emblem: I’m sorry for snapping a bit just there~. But I do wonder, is a man who moves at their own pace and does what they believe needs to be done, really popular? (sigh) I’ve suddenly grown tired. Oh, that’s right, speaking of tired, Apollon Media’s hero who’s facing exhaustion towards his hero career, Wild Tiger, came onto this show with the company’s mechanic, Saito-san. I wonder what went down in that recording~. Well then listeners, let’s meet another day! Up until now, our guests had been:
Barnaby: Barnaby Brooks Jr. and—
Ryan: The me, Golden Ryan! And—
Fire Emblem: Fire Neesan! Brought to you by Fire Emblem! Ciao!!
Barnaby: See ya!
Ryan: Bye!