Fire Emblem: Hello everyone. It’s been a while since we last met~. Are you doing well? This is Fire Neesan, a.k.a Fire Emblem~. In this cd, I will blast our spectacular guest with a fiery topic in a spe~cial corner! So let’s get started! This is a TIGER & BUNNY’s special collaboration with Domino’s Pizza where Fire Nee-san will reveal the men’s truest desires-ires-ires-ires-ires…
Fire Emblem: In this special corner, I will ask all the questions the ladies want to ask the heroes and have them answer honestly. I wonder what kind of answers will be revealed today~. Well then, let’s introduce our guests!
Wild Tiger: Hello!! This is Wild Tiger, who is already letting out a wild roar!
Fire Emblem: And our other guest is?
Saito: —
Fire Emblem: Uuum… This is Saito-san, the mechanic in charge of Tiger and co.’s suits. I prepared a speaker for today so don’t hesitate to speak what’s on your mind!
Saito: HEY HOW IS EVERYONE DOING? THIS IS THE MECHANIC, SAITO. TODAY—HEY LISTEN TO ME—I’M GONNA SPEAK A LOT TODAY SO YOU BETTER BE READY TIGER!
Wild Tiger: Dah! What do you mean, be ready!? Also, I get that Saito-san is a man but he isn’t a hero—
Fire Emblem: Stop complaining about the small details! Don’t worry though, a true man isn’t even present here today. But the gap in Saito-san’s quiet and loud voice is specta~cular.
Wild Tiger: Eugh? Really?
Fire Emblem: Let’s reveal today’s talk theme of the day.
Fire Emblem: (echo) Is a friendship between a man and a woman possible-ossible-ossible-ossible-ossible…
Fire Emblem: Is a relationship that is platonic rather than romantic, possible between a man and a woman? I’m curious to hear what your answers are so don’t hold back from telling me your honest thoughts! So what do you think?
Wild Tiger: Hmmmmm? Well when I think about it, I consider all of my acquaintances, whether they are a man or a woman, my friends. I don’t see the big deal about this question.
Fire Emblem: I figured you’d say that! That may be the case for men, but for a woman? They aren’t as simple minded as you are! Sometimes, a woman would be looking at a man platonically but one day, those emotions suddenly blossom into something more!!
Wild Tiger: W-wait!? What do you mean, simple!? Anyway, sounds tough.
Fire Emblem: Don’t say that like you understand the pain! But be ho~nest Tiger. I bet you’ve experienced falling in love with a friend at least once~?
Saito: —
Wild Tiger: Eh? Ah? Wha? What are you saying Saito-san? Saito-san get the—get the microphone! The microphone!
Saito: WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY IS!! TO BEGIN TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION, WE MUST DEFINE WHAT FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE ARE AND ESTABLISH WHAT SEPARATES THE TWO FROM ONE ANOTHER. WITH THAT BEING SAID, THE WAY TIGER CLASSIFIES HIS FRIENDS IN A LUKEWARM CATEGORY SUCH AS ACQUAINTANCES IS COMPLETELY PATHETIC. IT CONCLUDES THE FACT THAT HE’S A PIECE OF SHIT!! Do I need to continue?
Wild Tiger: Dah!? No!? Why the hell are you calling me a piece of shit!?
Saito: THERE IS DATA IN PSYCHOLOGY THAT CLAIM THAT THE ONLY RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A MAN AND WOMAN IS ROMANCE AND IN PSYCHOLOGY— (running out of breath)
Fire Emblem: Saito-san!? Stop talking in complicated jargon!! I just want to hear the opinions of a man so answer me normally!!
Saito: —
Wild Tiger: Eh? Wha-a-at? ‘To me… What first comes to mind…when one says love…is mecha…and if we continue that idea…then not only is mecha my lover…but I am surrounded by lovers. So I am living my best life.’ Well, that’s! I’m glad you’re living your best life but… Is this even correct? Like… Wait, why’d you remove the microphone?
Saito: I’VE PUT IT BACK ON!! IF I WERE TO GIVE EXAMPLES, I OFFER LOVE AND AFFECTION TO THINGS SUCH AS THE STREAMLINE DESIGN OF BARNABY’S LONE CHASER OR THE RECTANGULAR DESIGN OF WILD TIGER’S LONE CHASER, ALL DAY, EVERYDAY.
Fire Emblem: Stop!! Don’t startle me like that!! And put aside that mecha talk and talk about something from the man inside of you!
Wild Tiger: Wait, is that really love?
Fire Emblem: Tiger!! (low tone) Stop saying like you understand, goddamnit.
Wild Tiger: Uwaa sorry sorry! But listen! Isn’t it good enough as long as we all get along as friends!? Even Kae—Even an elementary school student knows that.
Fire Emblem: And that elementary school student will understand my point when they reach 20. Like Blue Rose~.
Wild Tiger: Where did Blue Rose come from?
Fire Emblem: (sighs) It’s nothing!! (whispers) Who the hell casted these two!!
(stomach grumbles)
Fire Emblem: Awww, I’m hungry~.
Wild Tiger: Now that you mention it, I’m hungry too!
Fire Emblem: At times like this we gotta order from Domino’s Pizza! I’m sure our conversation will flow once we get some food into us.
Saito: IF YOU’RE GONNA ORDER PIZZA, I RECOMMEND ORDERING FROM ONLINE EVERYONE!
Fire Emblem: That’s right, Saito-san! I’m not at all surprised that you’re on top of the trend concerning things like this!
Wild Tiger: Ooooooh! There’s a lot to choose from! Aaah what should I choose?
Fire Emblem: I recommend the limited edition Quattro Cheese ‘n’ Roll ♡!
Saito: —
Wild Tiger: Huh? What? You want this, Saito-san? Uh huh, okay okay okay… Well I really like the ones with mayo on them but—that looks good so let’s go with that! Okay? Alright! We’ll order this!
Fire Emblem: Then Saito-san~. Please put in our orders!
Saito: (click click click) roger! (click)
Fire Emblem: Everyone, order you pizza online, alright? The URL is:
(slashing sfx)
Fire Emblem: (aggressive) h-tee-tee-pee-colon-slash-slash-double u-double u-double-u-dot-dominos-dot-jay-pee-slash (http://www.dominos.jp/)
Fire Emblem: (sweet) You can find it by searching ‘domino’s pizza’ too ♡. I just realized, Tiger, you’re the type that can get along and become friends with anyone, but what do you look for in a lady?
Wild Tiger: Eeeh? What I look for in a lady? Hmm uh, well—-daaaaahmmmm…
Saito: —
(knock)
Guy: This is Domino’s Pizza with your order!
Fire Emblem: Ah, it’s here it’s here!
Wild Tiger: Wow!!
Fire Emblem: Comi~ng!
Wild Tiger: Open it open it!
Saito: (whispers) Open it!
(opens the box)
Fire Emblem: Oh, it looks de-li-ci-ous~. Let’s dig in!
Wild Tiger: Thank you for the meal!
Fire Emblem: Thank you for the mea~l.
(eating sfx)
Fire Emblem: Mmmm! Oh look at how the cheese stretches~
Wild Tiger: (mouth full) Wow! Thi’ is goo’! It’s delic’ous!! Ufuuuhuu!!
Fire Emblem: Mhmm! Ah it tastes so good, it’s sooo good.
Wild Tiger: Mmm!
Fire Emblem: It’s so soft and fluffy, it makes it taste sooo good.
Wild Tiger: Mmm!! This pizza is delicious! The crust is stuffed to the brim with cheese! Delicious!
Fire Emblem: I would like to put some cheese in your ears too~. It’s delicious, right Saito-san?
Saito: —
Fire Emblem: So it’s to your liking, I’m so happy to hear that!
Wild Tiger: (mouth full) I wan’ to ha’e them t’y so’e of thi’ too, ‘igh’, Sai’o-san?
Saito: —
Fire Emblem: Hmm! I can’t stop myself.
W. Mmm!
Fire Emblem: Oh this was so good~. We completely forgot about the question but, friendship between a man and a woman sure is a tricky topic. I don't even have a definitive answer to this.
Wild Tiger: Well, we can agree that people who continue forward on their own path with dreams and goals are pretty admirable, right?
Fire Emblem: Eh? What made you suddenly say something actually good? (whispers) Wish Blue Rose could have heard you say that—
Wild Tiger: That’s why I hope people discover their dreams and continue forward! By then I’m sure Kae—the children will grow up to become admirable adults!
Fire Emblem: That’s who you’re talking about!? Hm!! Whatever!
Saito: —
Wild Tiger: Hmm hm? Sa-Saito-san! Saito-san! Use your microphone!
Saito: IF SOMEONE WHERE TO ASK IF I CAN ONLY DEVELOP LOVE TOWARDS MECHA, THE ANSWER IS, I DON’T SHOW THE SIGNS OF THAT. THE EMOTIONS I DIRECT TOWARDS THE MECHA ARE ONE DIMENSIONAL AND I FEEL LIKE I AM MORE FOCUSING ON THE END GOAL SO THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT THE FEELING OF FRIENDSHIP IS THERE—-
Fire Emblem: You’re still talking about that!? But now that you mention it, maybe your love towards your mecha is a mix of romantic and platonic. That, in itself, is incredible! I think?
Fire Emblem: The two were useless till the very end, but did you listeners enjoy at least some of it? That’s right, if you want to listen to a broadcast with two proper, extravagant guests who are nothing like the idiots we have today, check out the other broadcast that they appeared on~. Please, please give that broadcast a listen too~.
Saito: —
Wild Tiger: I keep telling you! Sa-Saito-san! Saito-san! The microphone! Put on the microphone! Put it on!
Fire Emblem: Just keep it on you at all times!! Anyway, it is now the time to say farewell. Up until now, this was Wild Tiger, Saito-san, and Fire Neesan, who is also Fire Emblem! Ciao!
Wild Tiger: Uwooo! See you next time!
Saito: —